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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Let’s Speak Chemistry!


i love chemistry although i'm not too capable in it. so, i should study hard to expert in it! may God bless me! READ this entry. it's really interesting and full with jokes!




A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements. She said, "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights." 
One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teach, there were so few of them back then."

  • "I think your website is beryllium!" (read as brilliant)






  • "That's a pro-phosphorous idea!" (read as preposterous)






  • "I can't be arsenic-ed!" (read as arsed)






  • "This is so boron!" (read as boring)






  • "Pick it up off the fluor-ine!" (read as floor)






  • "Lith-ium alone!" (read as leave him)






  • "This is a-bismuth!" (read as abysmal)






  • "I've got a bad gold" (read as cold)






  • "Is she Indium?" (read as Indian)






  • "Did he have a car-bon?" (read as car bomb)






  • "Pass the lattice" (read as lettuce)






  • "Would you like a polo-nium t?" (read as polo mint)






  • "Can you iron my shirt please?" (read as iron)






  • "I can't bar-ium" (read as bare him)






  • "Can they cur-ium?" (read as cure him)






  • "Caes-ium!" (read as caese him)






  • "That was so-dium good" (read as so damn)






  • “How many have we done sul-phur?” (read as so far)






  • "Keep your i-on the ball" (read as eye on)






  • "A friend of mine pierced his tung-sten" (read as tongue)






  • "A-cid that one" (read as I said)






  • "A-mine the other one" (read as I mean)






  • "You're too easily lead" (read as lead)







  • Julian: "My trousers keep falling down!"






  • Nick: "This man-ga-nese a belt!" (read as man needs)







  • Nick: "We need to get so many things for our cat"






  • Julian: "I don't think we'll be able to remember them all"






  • Nick: "Well then we will have to make the cat-a-lyst!"







  • ”I zinc we are done because all the other jokes ar-gon!”





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